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My JPicks Deal

$75 for 2 Personal Training Sessions

Train with me from the comfort of your own home! This deal is only available until Sunday at 11:59 PM.

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Weight loss doesn’t start with greens. Real Bitches eat carbs!

Lunch is served @ http://www.meetsima.com

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Cardio isn’t always the fat blasting magic machine it’s made out to be. http://www.meetsima.com

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A six pack takes more than just a trip to the closest liquor store.

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It’s easy to pick up a bag of chips and be a lazy ass.

It’s just as easy to pick up an apple and be one hot Bitch! http://www.meetsima.com

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Exercise isn’t a free pass to be a glutton.

Open your eyes and close your mouth. http://www.meetsima.com

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Convenience = laziness. Laziness ≠ hot, glowing, sexy, lean (insert your name here).

No mo’ faux. http://www.meetsima.com

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Got gas, diarrhea, acne, constipation, nausea, drowsiness, arthritis, bad breath, weight gain, and high cholesterol? 

Ditch dairy. http://www.meetsima.com

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    Actually, right now I’m looking to travel to Africa. Zimbabwe, specifically. I’m working with a great organization called “Girl Child Network” to provide supplies, support and love to girls who are sexually abused and treated unfairly by their primitive community and government.

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The fast food epidemic is wreaking havoc on our wellbeing and our waistlines!

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